Haircut

Goodbye my long hair,

It has been thick and luscious.

Time for something new.

Cricket

There is a cricket

residing in the classroom.

Now it's much smarter.

Best Medicine

When you make me laugh

my life gains seven minutes.

So, bonus ten years!

Apparently, It's Spring

Forecast for this week:

Temperatures from the freezer.

Spring in Michigan.

Too Much Food

Don't eat too much food.

It will probably hurt you.

Too full for comfort.

Board Games

My brain is hurting.

This time not from test-taking,

but from crazy games.

Cookies

Cookies are so good.

Peanut Butter most of all.

Chocolate's okay too.

Decisions

Weighing pros and cons:

even if there are many,

decisions are hard.

Adulthood

"Become an adult."

That is what is expected.

No thank you, not yet.

Puppy

I want a puppy.

I dwell on this night and day.

We'll always be friends.

Dragons

How lucky we are

that dragons are not real. But

they're still fun to draw.

Busy-ness

Time to play catch-up,

Life has been too busy.

Here come the haikus.

Library

Library books are

not for use as scratch paper.

They have feelings too.

Standardized Testing

Standardized testing

can make you feel good or bad.

Make sure you don't fail.

Dreaming

Help! I am falling,

I wake up so suddenly.

It was just a dream.

Springtime Part II

Spring time is coming.

This makes me quite ecstatic.

Flowers are pretty

Springtime Part I

Springtime is coming.

I can feel it in the air.

Let's go play outside.

Goodbye Socks

My socks had big holes.

I had to throw them away.

This made me quite sad.

Pinto

Dear beans of Pinto,
your deliciousness divine
gives me strength all day.

Mustaches

Having a mustache

gives you magical powers.

Don't be a creeper.

Favorite Animal

Octopuses are

the best animals ever.

Supreme brain power.

Books

Borders is closing.

Books on sale everywhere.

Too good to be true.

Bill Nye

Chemistry bores me.

I want to be like Bill Nye

and make science cool.

A Haiku for the Cafeteria

Just fifty three days

and I'll never have to eat

gross cafe food again.

Sock monster

One sock is missing,

the dryer has eaten it.

My left foot is cold.

Science

Studying science

increases intelligence.

Sometimes it's boring.

Hunger

When I am hungry,
I have to eat right this second.
Mmm, peanut butter.

Floss

Flossing is crucial

it keeps away cavities.

My dentist is rich.

Pencil sharpener

Pencil sharpener

You make my pencils so sharp

Life is now easy.